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Posts tagged Sherlock Holmes

Jun 3 '12

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thesavagesalad:

tbh with you all, if they ever made a porno adaptation of Sherlock Holmes but it was set in outer space and mid way there was a dance routine choreographed by Will Smith and it all ended with some giant monument dedicated to Lucy Liu’s left foot

ACD would still be ok with it

as long as you didn’t keep bothering him about that holmes fellow i think he’d support it wholeheartedly

what do you mean ‘if’ given the weird shit I’ve seen there is at least a 50/50 chance that exists somewhere

like

seriously

holmesian shit, y’al

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Jun 3 '12

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wingsandtails:

I hope Holmes’ favorite song is “Call Me Maybe.” 

oh my god

“WHY IS THIS STILL STUCK IN MY HEAD, COULD IT BE THE PECULIAR COMBINATION OF NOTES AND RHYTHMS?  JOAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK?”

“YOU’VE BEEN PLAYING IT FOR THREE DAYS I THINK A BETTER QUESTION IS WHY WOULDN’T IT BE STUCK IN YOUR HEAD

why is this so funny

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Jun 2 '12

“Not everything is deducible”- I am still so, so happy this sentiment was in that trailer? I feel like I’m making a mountain out of a molehill here, but we only have molehills to work with right now, so I think I’m entitled. But no, I am just so glad, because the thing is, Sherlock Holmes in his original canonical incarnation DID have flaws. He was not the smartest man in the world. He was not even the smartest man in London; Mycroft would, canon says, take that role. He loses cases, he makes mistakes, and sometimes it’s even because he deduces things wrong.

And I just hate it when adaptations refuse to acknowledge it. (I was so excited when Sherlock acknowledged it, then so annoyed when it was only acknowledged as a joke- ‘Harry is short for Harriet’ and that’s… it? Really? Even this is more than that already, because it’s a fairly large thing about an on-screen character.) And I like what this can do for their relationship, too. Joan Watson is going to know immediately that she is not one hundred percent an open book to be read at his leisure, and she’s going to know immediately that he isn’t flawless, and I think that is so important to the Holmes-Watson relationship, and especially to this one. That Watson not gain a flawless impression of Holmes as incapable of mistakes.

I don’t know, I’m rambling. I have a lot of Feelings about adaptations’ tendencies to deify Holmes. It’s… frustrating. It detracts from what I genuinely love about the character. And it makes it so much harder to appreciate and enjoy any Watson-Holmes dynamic, because it makes them so unequal.

(Source: sophistory)

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Jun 1 '12
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♥ Remix meme - Sherlock Holmes #1 - Holmes & Watson - arestlesswind

So I may actually do all three of your requests, darling. Because YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL.

First up: all new interpretation of a female Holmesian adaptation! I’m really, really fond of the entire concept of modern-day Holmes for a variety of reasons, so let’s jump on that bandwagon. We have Indira Varma as Holmes, which I cannot take credit for as fancasts go; whoever decided she would work is a genius, though. She has the ability to play ‘sharp’ and I think that’s what I’d want this Holmes to be- sharp, and very capable of cruelty without being herself a really cruel person, and definitely somebody looking from the outside in when it comes to the rest of the world. Prone to mood swings and forgetting how to function in day to day life and all that stuff from the original canon.

Angel Coulby, again not my fancast (this was an Elementary fancast with Liu as Holmes IIRC) but oh my goodness, I LOVE THIS IDEA. She’d be a very firm, down to Earth but by no means dull Watson IMO and I think she’d just be marvellous. I’d sort of see her as a Watson who was a mediator between Holmes and everyone else- not as normal as people expect her to be, not as much of an oddity as Holmes.

Then, and this is probably a fancast everyone will scratch their head at, Catherine Tate as Lestrade. I don’t know, I just think it fits; I think she could play a female Lestrade off with a good balance of humour and actual competence, and also I really like Tate. I’d definitely want her to be someone competent, but very much restricted in a way Holmes isn’t, and maybe the tiniest bit envious of that but too principled to let go of due process like Holmes does.

Finally, Alex Kingston as Irene Adler, my original wish for her casting in Sherlock. Because I love the idea of a slightly older Irene, I love the idea of someone as funny and flirty and fun as Kingston, I love the whole concept. Irene should be someone who approaches everything with her all but who keeps a little part of herself aside to analyse every situation carefully, and who has a flair for the dramatic.

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May 31 '12

guishin:

samekh:

i am looking forward to “elementary” but mostly i am looking forward to seeing what a fandom built largely upon spite will be like

some interesting fanfiction i’ll tell you what: “and then sherlock placed his lips upon joan’s, who was a woman and also lucy liu. and they kissed. with tongues. neither of them were benedict cumberbatch at all.”

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May 29 '12

So there’s something I’ve wanted to address re: common criticism of Elementary for a while-

-but I never really got around to it. And I feel like I’m sure someone must have tackled this much more effectively than I have already, but fuck going through those goddamn tags! And I mean, this isn’t going to show up under said tags due to my Tumblr being a dick and not functioning, so goodness knows this is only for me to be irritated about on my own, but there you go.

(Seriously, I just wrote this to articulate to myself why this bothered me and then thought hey, may as well post it. Don’t expect anything interesting here. Doop de doo.)

To be more specific, it’s about the argument that Holmesian canon is specifically about male-male friendship (or queer subtext, for that matter) and that altering this defeats the point of the entire concept.

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May 29 '12

sophistory:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

marmosette:

London, that great cesspool into which all the loungers and idlers of the Empire are irresistibly drained.

[…] try to imagine fandom’s reaction if the next big Holmes adaptation to come along had Holmes and Watson as British, yeah - young black British men, living case to case on a council estate in a dodgy area of London. How fandom would react if Sherlock Holmes didn’t employ street kids and homeless people like trained animals to do his bidding, but instead was part of that invisible underclass; if instead of having his eccentricities tolerated~ by Scotland Yard on account of being the Great White Genius, Sherlock Holmes, BME, school dropout, and sometime addict, was regarded by the police as practically a criminal already, one more thug, one more junkie, one more dealer in the making. If he had to choose between buying the week’s groceries or palming a twenty to a bored constable for the chance to spend five minutes on a crime scene, in the hope that whoever’s under enough pressure to deal with crime rates in the neighbourhood will pay him enough for a perp to feed himself and Watson for a month or two. If the greatest threat to his safety were police brutality, or the prospect of being done for a snitch; if his arch enemy weren’t Moriarty, but the systemic poverty and inequality that has him helping out his oppressors just to get by, and that makes the other side of the law look more tempting to someone with his skills every day.

I would watch the hell out of that. I’d even write for it. What do you do with Mycroft being part of the “Establishment” then? Mycroft works at the local youth center? Mycroft as a pastor, deeply disapproving of his brother’s failure to reject street culture and conform? Hell, Mycroft IS the police? Token affirmative-action face of colour, should have made DI ages ago but is still a PC even though half the force secretly ask his help? And because they resent Mycroft, they resent Sherlock even more, fueling the rivalry? Lestrade can stay a DI, with the authority to choose to work with either Holmes but not enough authority to force everyone else to do so.

I’m curious to see how Mrs Hudson and Moriarty would work in this. 

Holy fuck this would be truly awesome. Mrs Hudson could be a nice woman who occasionally makes the boys a meal or offers up a warm bed during severe weather. And Moriarty, fuck. He could be like a well-to-do man who previously was in Sherlock’s situation. He somehow moved on from that kind of life, and sees a lot of himself in Sherlock actually, but hates for that reminder. Wants to take Sherlock down, put him back in his place.

Shit, this would be bloody brilliant.

aaaaalllll stuff I want to cram into the ‘#221b baker towers’ tag proper. DAMN YOU TUMBLR.

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May 29 '12

I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

(Source: qikiqtarjuaqs)

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May 28 '12

jiggit:

rockbelled:

i hope they give joan a blog so that moffat can cry more.

I hope she is an engaging and insightful writer and her blog gets ten million hits every day.

#why is john watson’s blog so boring #is it a feature of the twenty-first century #brilliant writers updated as really boring writers

This has ALWAYS BOTHERED ME. The joke of ‘haha, he’s not a very good writer!’ is so nonsensical. Could they just not be bothered to hire a decent writer or something?

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May 27 '12

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